After the Ball
On the morning of January 21st (after the cameras and the glamorous ball), when President Obama walks into his Oval Office for the first time, what do you think will happen?
In my head, I envision him alone and looking around for a few seconds. Once he realizes where the hell he is, I would like to imagine him busting out with the moonwalk or an 80's break dance in the center of the room. Maybe Michelle comes in and Jay Z's "99 Problems" starts blasting in every room of the White House and they dance like they are on the way to the club! Not because he is some ghetto bastard but because we all know that's what we would do. Besides, we all saw that pound she gave him in the primaries.
I am not even suggesting that this lasts for longer than five minutes. After all, he has a bunch of ignorant ass policy to toss out ASAP! But you must admit that after a long campaign, pulling this transition team together, and appointing Cabinet members, the brotha deserves a minute to enjoy himself properly. So break dance Barack, and while you are at it, you and Michelle christen that office right. Bill and Monica did a half ass job.
TRC- Imitation is suicide...
posted by Cute Face aka Traci @ 3:41 PM
2 Comments:
Although Barack is highly intelligent, I don't get the nerd or dork vibe from him. For what it's worth, it seems as if he got out of the house as a child.
So that in the ideal world, as Barack walks around the Oval Office on January 21st, he will break the presidential ice by issuing an executive order outlawing any and all (random) moonwalking/breakdancing. The punishment for all lames who continue to conduct themselves in such a nerdy fashion will be a slap in the face and/or a hefty fine of $7.10 per offense.
Dear Phil,
Stop hating on my childhood! Do you think Malia and Sasha are out going to little parties and sleepovers? Hell no! The Secret Service owns their asses, just like my mom owned mine.
I also object to your assertion that Obama is not a "nerd/dork". Have you seen how tall and lanky he is? Maybe you missed those Dumbo-ish ears, which are a dead giveaway.
Anyway, keep your hands off my $7.10, or should I say $7.70. If I see a nickel missing, that's your ass!
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